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[dredpiratebunny]

why my big brother is awesome:

"Sorry to hear that things are the way they are with Matt - I think that you deserve a slave that worships you.  Bummer he may not be that slave...  I hope he has the sense to realize what a gift you are.  Unfortunately, I don't think it would be wise to promise to beat him up for you when you consider he has nearly unlimited access to really big hammers from work.  I'll have to play toadie on that one.  Seriously I hope you two can figure something out - without violence of course.  Keep positive! (tora says - boys can't guess what you want them to say and do, even though it seems very logical, so you have to tell him that you want him to say that he likes you, and you have to demand presents..:-)) Wise words from your experienced Danish sister-in-law."