liquidy eyed and profusely pollened

[dredpiratebunny]

meh....allergies. i think this year they are staging a well planned attack. its never been this bad.


it's been a week...none of my references have been called...so i'm guessing i didnt get the BMG thing. BUT...i'm calling later any way just to check in and see. i dont want to waste more brain power on it if its been filled.


*shrug*

not sure what to do next.

at any rate, this weekend it will be beer time. yay!
and then next weekend it will be motorcycle time. double yay!
and then after that, who knows.

Comments

[guy-todd.livejournal.com]

Wow, that was like the Restaurant at the End of the Universe...

[thevirtualjim.livejournal.com]

you should see a naturopathic doctor for your allergies :)

[dredpiratebunny.livejournal.com]

where could i find one?
(:3
i think i need an eye tampon personally....

[thevirtualjim.livejournal.com]

you could come to long island :)

or you can look at naturopathic.org to find one close to you, or you can contact the mass. ass. of NDs..strangly they dont seem to have a website, but here is the contact info:

Massachusetts Association of Naturopathic Physicians
President: Carol A. Rainville, ND
8 Naples Road
Salem, MA 01970
Phone: (617) 699-0812
dktrcar@msn.com

[dredpiratebunny.livejournal.com]

i could multi-task if i went to LI.
q:3

Speaking of beer time...

[graykin.livejournal.com]

I stumbled across this and it made me think of your drunkolympics

Dear Alcohol,

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my
friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work
cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays,
hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst
of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about
your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best
interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise
consequences:

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is
important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those
ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone a ll hours of the night?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest
that I eat a taco with fire sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and
some stale bbq chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat
after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater,
but I think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to
do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue
home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the
black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are
beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to
get the front door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting
ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery
may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely
unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like
to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of
great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.

In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review
my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an
answer no later than Friday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully, we can continue this fruitful partnership.


Thank you,
Your biggest fan