ode to the driver of a saab...

[dredpiratebunny]

oh silly girl in big car of blue
in the fast lane, without much zoom
whyfore, i say, you hold up traffic?

now i see as i pass on right
putting on mascara takes away your sight
the way you block the lane makes me sick.

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[evilaimes.livejournal.com]

I *heart* you.

Here's mine:

Oh silly man in the bug of silver
Zipping in and out of lanes
In the Tip O Neill tunnel
Whyfore, I ask, you try and kill me?

Now I see your face as you try to cut me off
An ugly mug, maniacal with roadrage
Because I won't let you in.

Oh silly man, shoving his bumper almost into mine
Fuck with me please
It's my lane you try and bully into
And I have right of way....

Tard.