better than a lump of coal...

[dredpiratebunny]

i yanked this from that superhawt rivetdoll chick....

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I pulled aiwendel's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In November I bought porn for ego_likeness (-10 points). In June I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-55 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, kanine

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Comments

[pyroguysr.livejournal.com]

I volunteer to be Santa's surrogate for that chore! *grins*

[dredpiratebunny.livejournal.com]

i think he's taking applications....sorry, no toe sucking....
(:3
*hugs*

[pyroguysr.livejournal.com]

Toe sucking? *hides the ankle irons* I wasn't planning on that... just a spanking is all... honest!

[guy-todd.livejournal.com]

Over my knee--NOW!! :-p

[keimel.livejournal.com]

And all you got was a lego set Guy_todd! I think kanine wins here. :)

[guy-todd.livejournal.com]

[keimel.livejournal.com]

I so already saw your blatant posting of kitty pr0n - thankyouverymuch.

It's people like you that make the Internet a hazard.

;)

heh

[dredpiratebunny.livejournal.com]

one of my favorites was the monorail kitty....
(:3
so cute!!!!!!

[chalkhorsegirl.livejournal.com]

I've been naughty too...

Heh, two naughty red heads...

[dredpiratebunny.livejournal.com]

i learned from the best!!