take my hair, please...

[dredpiratebunny]

yesterday's and today's attempts to get a hair wax appointment fizzling hardcore.

feh. i wish i had a beautician friend who could rip my hair out whilst sipping cocktails and watching bad chick movies in the evening. course, drunken wax time could be a real bad idea.

possibly TMI, but i hate shaving. it's not easy when you're 6'1", chubby to boot (length+circumference=lots of time in the shower). add to this lovely mix that all i have is a stand up shower stall in the apartment. so yeah, getting my legs waxed is easily a bargain compared to the time and frustration of shaving. feh.


one of our artists is up to something cool:
on Thursday, August 17 at 9:00pm EST, the twice Grammy-nominated Zoë/Rounder Recording artist, Tracy Bonham will perform on “America’s Got Talent.” Bonham and Blue Man Group will be special guests on the live results season finale, performing The Who’s classic Baba O’Reily.
i am curious about this...

tonight the gym...tomorrow, follow up appointment with nutritionist (way too early in the morning...damn my work schedule!). total count due to my slow changing eating habits: 14 pounds. nothing dramatic, but consistantly down 2-3 pounds per week. yay!
i'll say that today i am jonesing hardcore for peanut butter cups!
must resist!!!!

Comments

Shaving

[hatefulblizzard.livejournal.com]

Finally I feel your pain on this one. As will be displayed in further posts I did shave my legs arms face and most of my head with a little assistance from my trusty Sidekick. It was in preparation for a gargoyle costume with lots of prosthetics and body paint. Liquid latex + hair = bad things. Unfortunately all the latex I bought(the day before) was all dried up. So no costume, and I learned of the struggles of women with no benefit. I will say that I was able to complete the job with only one nick. If you come over I'd happily help you with the task, it goes faster with two. Until next time.

Re: Shaving

[dredpiratebunny.livejournal.com]

heh...i knew you cared....alas, my man frowns on having other men shave me...line forms on the left...
q:3

[jruske.livejournal.com]

Drunken Waxing with Girls Gone Wild!!!

[dredpiratebunny.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, cause those producers need any help with ideas.....

[eevilyounggirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, shaving bites the big one. Especially when you're trying to get that back-of-your-leg that you can't quite see, and just have to go by touch/faith.

Congrats on the loss! I've lost about 20lb since May. It's a super good feeling. The thing I hate the most -- and I'm sure you can commiserate on this one -- is that there's not so much of the obvious visual difference on someone of our stature. If someone who was 5'1" lost 14-20lb, it'd be like four dress sizes. On someone 6'0"-6'1", it's maybe one. Blarg. I just want to be a 12 again. :(

[dredpiratebunny.livejournal.com]

definitely i can share your pain!
i came close to being a 12 once. hopefully i can get there and maintain it. the biggest pain in the butt for me is finding clothes that accomodate height and weight. and hey, clothes are cheaper when they are smaller.

*sigh* when are real tits and ass going to be in fashion again?...seeing bones is icky....

[eevilyounggirl.livejournal.com]

So true. Apparently "Fat is back" in hollywood, though, hopefully it'll be soon.

I think we already had this conversation, but I think I was drunk. Where do you buy pants? Mine are never long enough, and I assume you have the same problem.

[dredpiratebunny.livejournal.com]

usually when hollywood says that they really mean that being a size 4 is cool again...instead of being 0. oh well. i realize that people come in all shapes naturally, but some of us should not look starved.

in pants news, lane bryant actually has good long jeans. some stores are finally catching up to lengths. it's kinda hit or miss really...unfortunately. feh.
um..where was i going with this?

[shadoboxxer.livejournal.com]

real tits and ass work great for me. "Cause Silicon parts were made for toys"

[dredpiratebunny.livejournal.com]

amen, brother!

[aleyhr.livejournal.com]

Luckily there are many men (and women) out there that prefer real tits and asses - so who gives a s**t what hollywood thinks