from the DUH! awards..

[dredpiratebunny]

Winning Mind Games
The Shockers All-Star Team: The Heavy Breather.

Hermippus, an educator in ancient Rome, claimed to have found the secret to a long life: breathing in the expirations of young girls to absorb their purity.


(romans are my favorite perverse people.)

Comments

[guy-todd.livejournal.com]

So what do we get when we suck in the expirations of older wimmen? :-)

[superrob.livejournal.com]

Six fingered man: "I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might someday go as high as five, but I'm not quite sure what that would do to you. Now, how do you feel, and be honest. This is for posterity."

Man in Black: "Mwaaa, hmmhaaaaaaaaah...."

Six fingered man: "Interesting."

[pyroguysr.livejournal.com]

Sounds to me like he was just a dirty old perv that wanted to kiss young girls and cop a quick feel... wait, that's me... errrrr...