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a while ago, [livejournal.com profile] istilana and i talked about how to re-insert ourselves into the public after working faires so much. that maybe they should sell some kind of adapter. but you just cant find them at radio shack. so, in lieu of that, and gakked from [livejournal.com profile] mstarfire:

Top Ten Ways To Reacclimate Yourself To Real Life After A Renaissance Faire


10. Pitching tent in bedroom a no-no.

9. So long turkey legs, hello fajita wraps!

8. Stop yelling "Knocketh it off, Leonardo" at aircrafts flying overhead.

7. Re-establish use of "you know" for conversational filler instead of "in sooth".

6. Change usage of "jerkin" from noun to verb.

5. Give finger instead of biting thumb.

4. Men, shave beard and rediscover normal face.

3. Women, shave legs and rediscover normal men.

2. "Asshole" instead of "Sirrah".

1. Flush.


pardon me while i go giggle some more...

Date: 2005-05-25 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aiwendel.livejournal.com
lol!! :) :)

Date: 2005-05-25 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rogueactor.livejournal.com
How about. Refrain from jabbing Knives into tables to show how good and pointy they are... personal one.

Date: 2005-05-26 04:53 pm (UTC)

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